WANTED:
Girl Scouts Caramel deLites, alias Samoas
Suspect is armed with hundreds of unnecessary calories and considered to be highly addicting. The culprit has been known to lure its victims with a flashy purple box. Once released from its bindings the culprit gives off a delicious caramel and chocolate scent with a hint of sweet coconut and vanilla. Small female children wearing "Girl Scout Uniforms" have been brainwashed by the suspect and are also wanted for questioning.
If you have any information regarding the suspect or its whereabouts please notify Virginia immediately. She will ensure the culprit is taken off the streets and immediately detained in her stomach.
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